Harvard Baseball Team | “Call Me Maybe”
(Source: taylorisawizard)
Via Even If It Was Ridiculously Romantic
I am a heterosexual male who’s married to a woman. On the surface, the passing of Amendment One affects me in only the most tangential of ways. I will not feel a deep, significant impact by this piece of legislation because I happened to be born straight. And because I’m married. And because my…
theresa- do you want a dum dum
me- no
theresa- do you want smarties?
me- no
theresa- do you want a condom?
me- which one would you recommend
theresa- not these. they’re not lubricated. unless you have lube
me- i do!
theresa- then these are perfect!




